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Have you ever heard of the website It's a "smart" search engine that uses machine learning algorithms to generate descriptions of people and things based on their online presence. Sounds pretty nifty, right? Well, not if you're The Vlade.

I recently decided to put to the test and ask it to describe The Vlade. What I got back was nothing short of hilarious. According to, The Vlade is a retired NBA basketball player who played for the Sacramento Kings and the Los Angeles Lakers. Um, what?

The Vlade according to

I'm not sure what kind of algorithm is using, but it clearly needs some work. I mean, The Vlade is a singer/songwriter from Vancouver, not a basketball player. Although, I will say, I would pay good money to see him take on LeBron James in a game of one-on-one.

But the hilarity didn't stop there. also informed me that The Vlade is a member of the Serbian Parliament, a former Minister of Youth and Sports, and a prominent figure in the world of European politics. Again, I'm not sure where is getting its information, but it's clearly not from The Vlade's actual online presence.

So what have we learned today, folks? That may not be the most reliable source of information when it comes to describing people. But hey, maybe that's part of its charm. Who needs accuracy when you can have a good laugh? And let's be real, imagining The Vlade as a basketball-playing politician is pretty darn funny.

Now, I'm not one to spread fake news, but I can't help but wonder what other outrageous descriptions has in store for unsuspecting searchers. Does it think Beyoncé is a retired astronaut who once ran for president? Does it think Elon Musk is a professional dog walker who dabbles in interpretive dance?

One thing's for sure:'s descriptions are definitely good for a laugh. But if you're looking for accurate information about The Vlade, or any other person for that matter, you might want to stick to more reliable sources. Like Google. Or, you know, asking The Vlade himself.

In the meantime, I'm going to keep imagining The Vlade hitting the game-winning three-pointer in the Serbian Parliament. Or maybe giving a moving speech about the importance of arts and culture while wearing a Lakers jersey. The possibilities are endless, and honestly, pretty entertaining.

So, in conclusion, while may not be the best source for accurate information, it certainly has a sense of humor. And sometimes, that's all we need to brighten our day. Keep on keeping on, We'll be here, ready and waiting for your next hilarious description.